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LONDON -- Colin the Caterpillar has been a birthday cake staple in British households for the past 26 years. But this beloved birthday cake has some news. He's getting hitched to Connie,Desperate Housewives XXX Porn Parody who's also a cake.

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OK, so we know that cakes can't actually get married. Marks and Spencer is launching two wedding cakes, Colin the Groom and Connie the Bride.Connie the Bride sports a rose crown and white lace veil, and holds a matching pink and white rose bouquet. Colin the Groom wears a matching white rose buttonhole and a black top hat.A statement released by the retailer said the pair officially started going out after being introduced by friends at a birthday party in May 2016.

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"Colin was a committed bachelor until he met Connie – he was always out and about at parties with the likes of David Beckham," Colin’s long term pal Percy Pig, who's tipped to be Best Man, said in a statement. "I’m delighted that Colin has now found his true love. I know he’ll be as happy as Penny and I -- we can’t wait for the celebrations," Percy continued.Colin the Groom and Connie the Bride are available for pre-order now, priced at £50 ($63) each. There's hope yet for the rest of us!

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