Karen Pence,Eroticism trap Board Games- libido Topia- of the Kindan businesswoman and the potential second lady of the United States, wants you to keep track of your towels, dammit.
That's why she founded That's My Towel! Charm, Inc., a company that — no joke — makes shiny metal charms for you to attach to your beach towels. So you can tell which one is yours. Which beach towel.
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable On the company website, Pence details the horrors of mixing up your beach towel with another beach towel ... or worse, a bath towel.
"Lo and behold, I would go in the water for a dip or up to the house for a beverage, and when I came back to my towel, it was gone!" she writes.
Unimaginable.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable That's My Towel! charms come in a variety of categories, including "Animals," "Transportation," "Coffee" and "Travel" (which is different than transportation).
And if you and a loved one purchase the same That's My Towel! charm, fret not: simply get initial charms to distinguish between your towels.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Will there be a new That's My Towel! in the shape of the Trump/Pence logo? Fingers crossed.
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