Do you have Chinaa friend or lover who never knows what they want to eat? If so -- and if you're feeling vindictive about it -- have we got the prank for you.
According to a Reddit post from RidingKeys, one human was so annoyed by his girlfriend's unwillingness to choose a pizza topping that he enlisted the delivery person to help him take his revenge.
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"Please send me an extra empty box that has 'whatever' written in big letters on it because that's what my girlfriend said she wants," he wrote in the "Customizations" section.
It's a good prank, to be sure, but one with potentially devastating results. After all, does anyone expecting pizza deserve to receive no pizza at all?
Dude better share his barbecue chicken.
Topics Reddit
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