Bless you "Wooparse."
That's the Reddit handle of an Australian man who's taken advantage of a postal stuff-up to showcase the Google Pixel phone a week before its actual release date.
At least one customer Down Under has already received their Google Pixel,Sister thanks to the country's exclusive carrier, Telstra, shipping out purchases ahead of the official release on Oct. 20. That one customer is Wooparse and what a lovely customer he is.
SEE ALSO: Google Pixel phones come with unlimited Google Photos storageWooparse has gone on a veritable blogging spree, answering everybody's questions, taking photos, unboxing, making videos and listing the details of his premature new phone baby.
He told fellow Redditors that the internal storage on his 32GB model is 29.7GB of available space at purchase, and said no "extra" Google apps were on the phone, although he was invited to install a list of the company's apps like Allo and Duo, when he powered up the device for the first time.
And what better way to test the phone's camera quality than by taking photos of your dog? It's a pretty nice image too, especially as Wooparse says the dog was moving his head at the time.
In between mowing the lawn and "life and work," our mate Wooparse has been answering an avalanche of questions, but has said "I'm unlikely to get to them all."
The details he's listed so far are pretty illuminating though, especially with their personal commentary e.g. "Ringtones: All new. Lost my favourite message and call tone." Poor Wooparse.
Another Reddit user claiming to be a "Telstra rep" popped into the post thread as well, saying: "Knew this would happen. Somehow, in some way, whoever looks after pre-orders always manages to ship out devices a week early."
Don't think this customer is complaining, somehow.
Thank you, Wooparse! You deserve all the Reddit Gold.
Twitter's crackdown on terrorism appears to be workingWaymo and Intel announce partnership after collaborating for yearsIt looks like Jewish identity is a big piece of the 'Call of Duty: WWII' story'Game of Thrones' is casting two new young charactersMicrosoft is holding a 'mixed reality' event on Oct. 3How to use the oneLyft teams with Udacity to sponsor new selfIt's happened, someone's made a hairy belly waist pouch you can wear around town'Kingsman: The Golden Circle' reviewTrump still can't let the Emmys go, tweets again about ratings'Moana' is helping young New Zealanders keep in touch with the Maori languageDevastating footage shows Puerto Rico getting slammed by Hurricane Maria'Moana' is helping young New Zealanders keep in touch with the Maori languageNikola and Bosch will battle Tesla with hydrogenLeaked pics show Google's new pricey Chromebook 'Pixelbook' and stylusJames Corden says he's 'disappointed' in himself after kissing Sean Spicer. OK.Bose headphones with Google Assistant show up at Best Buy earlyIndie game perfectly captures today's identity struggle of what it means to be AmericanGoogle may have just confirmed one of the biggest rumors about the Pixel 2Amazon might launch Alexa People are really happy that smoking has been banned in the Philippines Justin Timberlake finally replies to that Seth Rogen tweet Happy gecko and his plastic friend are an absolute ray of sunshine Watch millions of people use Google's Quick, Draw in GIFs Microsoft Research shows off its augmented reality glasses Tim Cook spotted wearing a special glucose monitoring Apple Watch Why do 'The Bachelorette' producers hate Rachel Lindsay? Hackers may be working to bring back WannaCry just for the lulz CBS' 'Mom' will donate its Emmys campaign budget to Planned Parenthood Nicki Minaj shares that she has been quietly helping to develop a village in India There is a protective bubble around Earth and we put it there People are loving this teen's kind gesture during class Drake just broke the record for the most Billboard Music Award wins in a single night 'Luke Cage' Season 2 aims for 'bulletproof dopeness,' says showrunner The humiliation of the Boston Celtics, by the bully LeBron James Security researcher says he's figured out how to decrypt WannaCry Beyoncé's celeb Schwarzenegger says he'll be back for 'Terminator' sequel with James Cameron Dwayne Johnson and Tom Hanks seem kinda serious about a White House run Cyclops goat is real and wonderful