Please. Please let Diego Luna touch Jabba the Hutt.
Judging by a video montage compiled by observant Twitter user @tolkienianjedi,USA Archives Luna constantly brought up the rude and enormous slug -- who does not appear in Rogue One-- during his Rogue One press tour.
Primarily, Luna discussed his deep desire to learn more about Jabba's texture, whether by touching his belly or, if it came down to it, French kissing him.
"I know it sounds gross, but it might be delicious," he says in one interview.
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Guys, we're going to be honest here -- this sounds like some deep stuff. If you have any strings to pull in the Star Wars community, please do your best to help Diego Luna touch the big slimy villain. Thank you.
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